croutoncat:

people who randomly decide to compliment you are so important

ok so how do you continue a conversation after saying hello

telapathetic:

*breaks leg* but..are my eyebrows okay?

queeflto:

yes i lift.. im an elevator thats all i do

confirmance:

ignoring me is really the best way to irritate me

zuzuzuko:

resetty:

what if websites had closing hours

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relahvant:

kinda wanna start a fandom blog but i don’t enjoy being part of a “fandom” i just like to watch/listen to things 

decisions

howstufftwerks:

noddin’ ma head like yea

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movin’ ma hips like h*ck yea

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penis-hilton:

tumblr sure ain’t fucking around

tomatogami:

tomatogami:

im gonna need to see ur license and regist-  oh gosh mr washington i apologize have a nice day sir

i was high as fuck last night

tomatogami:

tomatogami:

im gonna need to see ur license and regist-  oh gosh mr washington i apologize have a nice day sir

i was high as fuck last night

airoehead:

I like being sent legit anon asks it’s like being interviewed by a fan

unhunted:

Forced conversations are the worst

jakemalik:

the amount of pictures I would take if I had a hot body is unimaginable