penis-hilton:

tumblr sure ain’t fucking around

tomatogami:

tomatogami:

im gonna need to see ur license and regist-  oh gosh mr washington i apologize have a nice day sir

i was high as fuck last night

tomatogami:

tomatogami:

im gonna need to see ur license and regist-  oh gosh mr washington i apologize have a nice day sir

i was high as fuck last night

airoehead:

I like being sent legit anon asks it’s like being interviewed by a fan

unhunted:

Forced conversations are the worst

jakemalik:

the amount of pictures I would take if I had a hot body is unimaginable 

lunarobverse:

A brilliant metaphor

noelfieldingnoelfielding:

tupacabra:

liluminati:

toucans freak me out cus thats like THERI WHOEL MOUTH

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without it its just

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NYELLO

there will come a day when i will stop reblogging this, but today is not the day.

teenssfromhell:

when you accidentally befriend someone annoying and you can’t get out of the friendship

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thefirsttoride:

crydaguy:

claraoswaldl:

IF YOU SEE THIS ON YOUR DASH OR ON SOMEONES BLOG DO NOT CLICK THE LINK AND LEAVE THE BLOG YOU ARE VIEWING
PLEASE SPREAD THE WORD ABOUT THIS SO PEOPLE ARE AWARE
there is a new virus going around tumblr, one that claims it can show you who views your blog. this is an annoying scam that hacks your account. if you see someone has posted this, let them know. whatever you do, do not click the link. 
this virus is irritating and sometimes hard to get rid of. if you do see that this has been posted on your blog without your knowledge, delete the post. then on your dash go to settings » apps » and the unwanted app will be listed. press the ‘x’ to delete it! i also recommend changing your password, just in case.

I JUST GOT RID OF THIS IT’S REALLY ANNOYING SERIOUSLY I SEE A LOT OF MY FOLLOWERS HAVE IT TOO FOLLOW THESE DIRECTIONS OK

SIgnal boost cuz I made a post about this yesterday and it’s nabbing a lot of my friends here.

thefirsttoride:

crydaguy:

claraoswaldl:

IF YOU SEE THIS ON YOUR DASH OR ON SOMEONES BLOG DO NOT CLICK THE LINK AND LEAVE THE BLOG YOU ARE VIEWING

PLEASE SPREAD THE WORD ABOUT THIS SO PEOPLE ARE AWARE

there is a new virus going around tumblr, one that claims it can show you who views your blog. this is an annoying scam that hacks your account. if you see someone has posted this, let them know. whatever you do, do not click the link. 

this virus is irritating and sometimes hard to get rid of. if you do see that this has been posted on your blog without your knowledge, delete the post. then on your dash go to settings » apps » and the unwanted app will be listed. press the ‘x’ to delete it! i also recommend changing your password, just in case.

I JUST GOT RID OF THIS IT’S REALLY ANNOYING SERIOUSLY I SEE A LOT OF MY FOLLOWERS HAVE IT TOO FOLLOW THESE DIRECTIONS OK

SIgnal boost cuz I made a post about this yesterday and it’s nabbing a lot of my friends here.

nnaffettss:

omg the little wiggle 

fangirladdie:

After I saw him in The Cripple of Inishmaan, I anxiously waited to meet Daniel Radcliffe at the stage door so I could get this card signed. Because I was toward the back of the crowd, I didn’t think Daniel would even notice the card, but I was very wrong. As soon as he caught sight of the card, Daniel started laughing. He then took the card and explained how he had wanted to sign one of the cards ever since he had found out about it and signed it with my Sharpie. Then he THANKED me for bringing it and took my phone and took a selfie with me. Needless to say, I was very happy.

pomeranian2:

When you accept a 24 hour gig on Kim Kardashian: Hollywood and your bitch runs out of energy in 2 1/2 minutes

pomeranian2:

When you accept a 24 hour gig on Kim Kardashian: Hollywood and your bitch runs out of energy in 2 1/2 minutes